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Posts tagged ‘Prevention of Cruelty’

Word of the Day: June 11, 2012

Blogboy

 

 

(BlahG-Boye)

 

 

Able to leap a laptop in a single bound, Blogboy is always at Blogman’s side, ready to make cheap electronics for North American consumers

 

1)  Blogman’s sidekick, who wears baby blue colored tights and has an effeminate nature about him. His utility belt has hairspray and a mirror, just in case.

 

2)  A young blogging prodigy, 7-year old Hin Huan from Xiuan Prefecture. He can write a blog in 3 minutes while sewing a hockey jersey and making an iPad…

 

 

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Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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Word of the Day: June 10, 2012

Bloggiot

(Blah-Gie-uT)

The original blogger – who. ironically, was the least-liked person in town.

1)  When our blogging bothers literally everyone who happens to read it, and not one person hits the Like link, nor leaves a positive comment. Can be associated with couples who play Boggle when they have friends over, then discuss their blogging ventures for conversation.

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Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: June 09, 2012

Blogvire

 

 

(GlahG-Vyre)

 

I vant to suck the life out of your blog, my love. Me amore, allow me to kiss your supple HP notebook’s neck, I vill grant thee immortality from ever writing a viral blog!

 

1)  A night-dwelling creature, half-man and half-batty, who sucks the life out of other bloggers with mundane comments, boring posts, reblogged news stories and personal successes (which are always minimal).  The first of each group of blogvires controls all humans that they have sucked the life out of, and if killed, all of their minions revert back to as near to normal that they ever were.

 

2)  What you get when you throw 100 blogvires (see #1)  on a bonfire.

 

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Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: June 08, 2012

Bling

 

 

(BleenG)

 

 

Susan had to wear her big “S” necklace while blogging about the best jewelry to wear on a first date. Ironically, Susan is 46 years old, single, and still lives in her mother’s basement.

 

 

1)  The jewelry and other silly  yet personally beautiful gear worn by bloggers as they write their posts, hoping that they bring luck to their hopes of getting a viral post.

 

2)  The sound that is made when an idea goes through the ears of a not-so bright blogger.

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Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: May 22, 2012

Blammer

 

 

(Bla-MeR)

Ooh! A computer! Now i can leave some viruses in places other than alleys and Chinese restaurants!!!

 

 

1)  A person who leaves spam or viruses/worms inside other blogger’s posts as a comment. When the blogger replies to the comment, as is customary for bloggers, they get their computer all screwed up and lose all of their blogging information, making start all over again. See; Loser, Idiot, blogocrat.

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: May 04, 2012

Bloggle

 

 

(Blah-GuL)

 

 

Ack! Another “Q” word!

 

1)  A game where a jar filled with words is shaken, and as the words are placed on the table a blog post is written. This process is used my many bloggers, as is evident by their content.

 

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: April 25, 2012

Blustice

 

(Bluh-Stiss)

 

 

Geddy up, realwritingjobs, geddy up!

 

1)  What I attained when I posted a comment at “realwritingjobs.com”  ‘s website with the remark “come visit us at fakewritingjobs.com” where we rip all writers off equally! ” – ah, justice! It does taste sweet after all!

 

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

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