Word of the Day: September 07, 2012

 

BLEAP

 

(BleeeP)

 

 

With free speech now no more than a memory, bloggers have to find phuqing inventive ways to get around the opening-keesters who work for the censorship bureau!

1)  The acronym for the ever-helpful group of non-greedy and selflessly giving bloggers and writers, “Bloggers Lending Expert Advice for Provision”. This is the nicest group in the bloggosphere, nary asking for anything whilst giving in-depth tips and even performing formatting and other tricky tasks for writers and bloggers alike.

2)  The sound made by censors as they strike out innocent enough comments, phrases and/or words contained within otherwise well-written blog posts. Since swear words are not allowed, bloggers must write “That bleaping bleaper of a bleap!”.

 

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Word of the Day: July 29, 2012

 

The Blogles

 

(Thuh-Blah-GullZ)

“With a blog like that, you know you can’t go bad… She blogs you, yeah yeah yeah!”

 

 

1)  A pop group from the 50’s and 60’s who took the world by storm with their version of blog hop.  Songs such as Hey Blog, Yellow Blogmarine, Lady Blog and Blog Me were just a fragment of their number 1 hits.

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 28, 2012

 

Blogympics

 

(Blah-Gimp-Icks)

 

Signifying the five types of blog posts, the Blogympic rings is the most recognized symbol, aside from Coke, Pepsi, Nike, etc etc etc

 

 

1) The quasi-annual sporting event where bloggers from every country in the world get together to participate in sportingly blogging events, in the spirit of blogmanship. Overseen by the IBOC (see July 26th’s entry), the Blogympics is the highest television-rated program, watched the world over, even more so than Bad Men.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 26, 2012

 

Blog-Dittie

 

 

(BlahG-DitEe)

 

 

To blog is to be… No, that an’t be right! Hmm, maybe, “There once was a blogger from Nantuket, Who threw away his laptop, yelling “Aw, F&^% it”…” Yeah, that’s it!

 

 

1)  A lyric-like post. An example may look like;

 

“Oh, give me a blog

Where the blog fellas roam

And the advertisers and subscribers pay all day

Where posts that I’ve read

Don’t fill me with dread

And the readers write kudos all day”

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 25, 2012

 

 

BLOGOSCOLONY

 

(Blah-Go-ScoLL-On-Knee)

We’re losing him, people! 2Liters of whole verbs and acronyms, stat! We have the technology, unfortunately they don’t have the skills!

 

 

1)  A medical procedure where a blog is dissected and the rotten parts thrown out. Most blogs that undergo blogoscolonies usually end up with less than 10% of their original content.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 20, 2012

 

“Rocky Horror Blog Show”

 

 

(RoK-E-Whore-Or-BlahG-Show)

Howdya dooya, i see you’ve met my, faithful ghost writer…

 

 

1)  A classic movie about a transsexual blogger who ruins the lives of two newlyweds. Also known for making his own bisexual blogger, plus killing a rock star and freezing his body.

 

2)  Known for the opening lyrics;

Michael Rennie was blogging
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us that we make no sense
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid post.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 18, 2012

Necroblogzy

 

 

(Neck-Row-BlahG-Zee)

 

When a blogger dies, their posts live on as long as the Internet is active. Many times this is a crying shame, but occasionally it is a wondrous thing!

 

 

1)  The study of dead blogs and those blogs that should be dead but are steadily popular.

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 17, 2012

Ineptoblogzy

 

 

(InepT-Oh-Blah-GZEe)

The great Chairman Mao Xhe Blogg, the first post administrator and a God to many bloggers

 

 

1)  A system of Blogging governance where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of writing. This is best witnessed where posts about what someone is wearing, or how they painted their finger/toe nails gets hundreds of likes.

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Word of the Day: July 15, 2012

Reality

 

(Re-Al-itty)

If you don’t know the difference between reality and fantasy, between really good and really crappy, then a writer and their writing belong in the latter of the two…

 

 

1)  What happens when a writer realizes that they can make more money writing one small, daily blog post over writing 4 or 5 articles at an article mill.

2)  The opposite of what most bloggers live in while talking about their blogs or writing them.

 

 

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Word of the Day: July 14, 2012

Blogoscopy

 

 

(Blah-Go-Skop-Pee)

Okay, bend over. Now, this is going to hurt a lot, but not nearly as much as your followers do after reading your latest posts!

 

 

1)  A medical process in which a camera is inserted into a writer’s anus to see if there is any truth to the rumor that they write through the seat of their pants. Also used to see if they are full of crap.

 

 

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