Word of the Day: July 05, 2012

Blogcologist

 

 

(Blah-Gah-Lah-GysT)

What some people will do in order to write a great blog is astounding, but what is even more mind boggling is what people will do in order to avoid writing a great blog all the while posting 2 to 5 posts a day.

 

 

1)  A medical area of expertise dealing with the cancer of blogging. Most patients undergo blogdiation, where they are exposed to dangerous isotopes in order to be able to blog healthier and better.

2)  A doctor who administers blogdiation to blogcer sufferers. Blogcer can kill a blog within months.

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

 

 

Word of the Day: June 30, 2012

Blogsurance

 

(BlahG-Sure-Ants)

 

 

Excuse me, ma’am. May i interest you in some rather needed peace of mind? For just pennies per second, your blogs could be covered for stupidity, shortness and, yes, even pictures of your makeup and nails.

 

 

1)  An insurance policy that can  be taken out on the chance that a blog post completely tanks. Most bloggers have an extremely high premium, though, sometimes in the tens of thousands of dollars a day, making blogsurance available only to the extremely wealthy and extremely stupid.

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: June 28, 2012

Blogstitute

(BlahG-Stih-TooT)

After getting caught reblogging an old post as a new one, Fred decided to start a life of crime. Unfortunately, Fred was never successful at anything in life, and that included being a thief.

1)  A blogger who substitutes a new blog post with an old one. Some call this reblogging, which is meant to promote older blog posts, but many bloggers use this as a substitute for going through the troubles of writing a new blog post.

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Word of the Day: June 26, 2012

Blogfomercial

 

(BlahG-FoH-Mer-Shell)

The only shows on television where the majority of watchers look forward to the end as it becomes too hard to distinguish between the show and the actual advertisements.

 

 

1)  A television advertisement that lasts from 30 to 60 minutes, usually airing between 3am and 7am, in which blogs, blog hosters and anything blog-related is advertised. Usually watched by seniors, shut-ins and those who work shift work, blogfomercials are responsible for about 60% of all blog-site related sales.

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: June 14, 2012

blogwah

 

 

(Blah-GwaH)

 

 

First, as you see, i did my nails at 430 am, then had rocks and sand for breakfast at 6…

 

1)  A religious edict meant for fundamentalist bloggers who are ordered to kill a blogger who blogs negatively about the prophet Bloghammet, who was the origin of Blogism.

 

 

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: June 12, 2012

Bloggicon

 

 

(Blah-Ghi-KonN)

 

Everyone who blogs about their makeup please register here! Please, lineup outside, 17 blocks down – it’s the only lineup, people!

 

 

1)  The annual convention where bloggers and blog providers get together to showcase new trends and technologies related to blogging. Usually taking place 3 weekends after Comiccon, Bloggicon is the 132nd most popular convention.

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: June 11, 2012

Blogboy

 

 

(BlahG-Boye)

 

 

Able to leap a laptop in a single bound, Blogboy is always at Blogman’s side, ready to make cheap electronics for North American consumers

 

1)  Blogman’s sidekick, who wears baby blue colored tights and has an effeminate nature about him. His utility belt has hairspray and a mirror, just in case.

 

2)  A young blogging prodigy, 7-year old Hin Huan from Xiuan Prefecture. He can write a blog in 3 minutes while sewing a hockey jersey and making an iPad…

 

 

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