Word of the Day: June 24, 2012

Blogvert

 

 

(BlahG-VerT)

While most people have nightmares about being naked in public, Danny had a recurring nightmare where he flashed women, but had his shorts on.

 

 

1)  A person who blogs extensively about sexual matters. Most are virgin males who live in their parent’s basements, and send those silly letters to Penthouse magazine that start with “I never thought this would happen to me, but….”

 

2)  Someone who is converted from writing articles for article mills for pennies a month to writing blog posts for twice as much.

 

 

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SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).

Word of the Day: May 08, 2012

Blogitis

(Blah-Guy-TiSs)

One of the worse cases seen by medical practitioners for Blogitis, from a housewife in suburban New Jersey.

1)  A medical syndrome that makes a person see blog possibilities everywhere they look. One of the worse symptoms of Blogitis is that people actually act upon their illness and write blogs about any old thing, like how they decorated their fingernails before going out to the bars.

2)  An inflammation of the wrist that can be caused by either excessive blogging, or excessive masturbation. Those who do both at the same time should see a doctor immediately (or, write to Penthouse!).

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