You took the words right out of my mouth (all songs by Meatloaf)
Carving up some rock and roll music?
There’s a lot of that going around (taking words out of people’s mouths, not meatloaf). Sort of like stress… but with a tinge of Tourette’s Syndrome thrown in.
Patient;
“Dr., I’m all stressed out, I feel like my life’s like a pair of open curtains”
Doctor;
“Pull yourself together, son!”
Patient;
“Dr. I fell like a wigwam, and a teepee””
Doctor;
“You’re too tense” (2 tents, come on, people!)
A Bat Out of Hell
So, Kim Jong il died, and his semi-retarded, 3rd son becomes the new “Dear Leader”. He should be revered as a God by New Year’s Eve if things are normal on the Korean peninsula this week. One bat enters Hell, one emerges and threatens all Hell on democracy. Our new man in NK has designs on joining forces with Iran; 2 of the world’s 7 largest armies, joining to take over the entire Asian panhandle… and, just in time for that December 2012 end of days theories going around. And now Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iranian boss man) wants to control the Strait of Hormuz? He wants to rule the world’s oil reserves, and wipe out Israel at the same time; nothing nutty here, just another bat out of Hell!
Not quite as ugly as Meatloaf...
Paradise by the dashboard light
Oh, to be 17 again, with that same ’69 halfback Mustang! Luckily, I was a teenager long before this abstinence and politically correct garbage came along. There’s a lake in Quebec, an hour’s drive from downtown Ottawa, that is crystal clear, has high cliffs to dive or jump off at varying heights up to 65 feet, waterfalls to sit under, and it’s clothing optional. BC’s Vancouver may have Wreck Beach, but Meech Lake is more beautiful, cleaner and safer for the fairer sex to sunbathe. And, it’s only about a 5 minute’s drive to the big lookout, overlooking Lake Champlain (the original Great Lake). Submarine races, anyone? Paradise by the dashboard lights after dark!
You took the words right outta my mouth
You thief, you! Why are so many people writing articles that have already been written? Why copy other writers’ works when, for the same amount of work, you can write a new, compelling article with facts that someone, somewhere might just need?
Give me my words back!
All revved up and no place to go
Well, it’s not my fault if you’ve got no place to go, but while you’re all revved up, why not take the time to read a few of my other posts, maybe make up a new word for my new feature “Fake word of the day” and leave me some comments, so that we can strike up conversations about anything to do with dogs, social issues or just plain old having fun…
Welcome to my nightmare, uh uh uh uh (well, that’s from Alice Cooper, but I’m pretty sure he ate meatloaf!)
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Things I Think I Thunk, pt. l 
Word of the Day: February 19, 2012
Blablablogger
(Blah-blah-blaw-gher)
Blogs ram tough
1) A blogger who incessantly writes the same thing, day in and day out, over and over again just to satisfy an SEO theory and try to lure people to their blogs for the page views.
2) The opening word to the fairy tale “Have you any words?” (blahblahblogger, have you any words? Yes sir, yes sir, three posts full!”)
3) A blogger who causes blogolepsy in people who accidentally read their banal posts. These unfortunate souls are well known for putting themselves to sleep, let alone their readers. Can sometimes be treated with Blogozene.
*As brought to you by a comment from Red (http://mommasmoneymatters.com/) in a recent comment to a Word of the Day feature! Thanks, Red!
*note; if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!
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