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Word of the Day: March 07, 2012

Blogsvestitte

 

(Blah-svest-tight)

 

Hey, mister? Gotta quarter? Me love you short time!

1)  What people are referred to who blog both ways. (either good and bad, or text and word)

 

2)  Male bloggers who wear strapless sundresses with crotch-less panties while blogging. Can also be a female blogger who wears cowboy boots (or Doc Martens) with cutoff jeans (very short with frayed seams) and muscle shirts, belching over their 2nd six-pack of American swill water beer.

 

 

*note;

Today’s post was brought to you by LSD, magic mushrooms, Marijuana and a few David Bowie tracks. Oh, and me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

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Word of the Day: January 5, 2012

Scahb

(sca-h`b)

Grown men have better things to play with!

1) The name given to grown men whose love for playing with Tonka Toys increases proportionally with the number of nagging complaints received from their partners.

2) Men who refuse to live in reality. (“But honey! This is better than sex!” – could be a sign that the woman is no longer enthusiastic in bed, or that the man has lost all touch with reality)

* as suggested by Christyb (Christy Birmingham)

 

Do you have any suggestions for a `fake word that should be a real word of the day” word? Leave your suggestions as a comment (one suggestion per comment, please). Please include a short definition of the word. Acronyms are, by default of my using one today, allowed.

I will do my best to include your suggestion in an upcoming posting of the “Word of the day, 2012”

The only rule for this 356 post blog is that all words must be fake, and must have something to do with blogging or the people who blog.

subject to change. words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals is the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.

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