1) The crippling fear of blogging (especially when you are a “professional writer”). Sufferers can’t blog without breaking out in sweat, with tremors in their hands and arms.
2) An all-consuming fear of reading a blog for fear that it will bore you so completely that you will die a horrible death.
*note; if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!
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