Word of the Day: May 21, 2012

Blogapalooza

 

(Blah-Gah-Paah-Lou-Zaa)

 

 

I swear, if i find out that you’ve been playing video games and not blogging, we’re not going for ice cream after this 17 mile walk under this glaring hot sun, inside this stinky,, foul costume!

 

 

1)  The annual festival where lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender bloggers get together and write about what’s wrong with society. (if they really wanted to know, they could just look around and wonder about their companions).

2)  An annual parade in Toronto, where bloggers strut their stuff, ride floats while blogging, and have a generally good time trying to get people to understand why they blog; that blogging is a mental illness and should be covered by medical insurance,

 

 

*NOTE;  HELP!!!  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

 

You could win 1 Million USD!!!

 

(not from me, though!)

 

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: April 07, 2012

Blogapalooza

 

 

(Blah-Gah-Pah-Loo-Za)

 

 

A 1, 2, 3, blog! 1, 2, 3 Blog! Let me hear you sing it, let me see you write it! A, 1, 2, 3, blog!

1)  The annual festival dedicated to bloggers.  With parades, rides, games and food vendors, bloggers of all stripes show up to party and write.

 

2)  The mother event of the smaller and lesser-known festival called “Blogcrapalooza”, where the poorly written and extremely short posts, usually dedicated to what the bloggers are doing, wearing, how they’re applying makeup or doing their nails (all actual blogs from people I was following) or what they had for breakfast/lunch/dinner.

 

 

 

 

*note;  OKAY, come one! If you can’t see that i need some suggestions for fake, blog-related words or acronyms, you’re either blind or not following along.  Please, please, please send suggestions via comments, with a link to your blog’s most recent post (or your favorite) which will be included in the note, much like this one…

 

*NOTE;  IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A FAKE, BLOGGING-RELATED WORD OR ACRONYM THAT YOU LIKE, DESPISE OR USE, PLEASE LEAVE IT AS A COMMENT, ALONG WITH A SHORT DEFINITION AND THE PHONETICS. YOUR SUGGESTIONS WILL BE AN UPCOMING DAILY FEATURE!

CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…