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Word of the Day: September 14, 2012

The Blog Factor

(Thu-BlahG-FaK-TuRr)

The new $5 million act? Make sure to vote today, just $9.99 per vote, plus surcharges and idiot charges.

1) A reality television show where four judges determine the worthiness of the bloggers who perform their posts live. However, this doesn’t work very well on television because it’s just a bunch of people writing on laptops.

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Word of the Day: September 13, 2012

Bloggical

(Blah-Gick-Call)

Blogging from Centauri Alpha 5, Spock wrote about the logic behind space travel near black holes, but was stopped by the hole alliance for gender equality

1)  Being logical while writing a blog post. One of the rarer forms of blog writing.

2)  What Captain Spock, of the Starfleet Enterprise, does when he blogs.

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Word of the Day: September 12, 2012

Blill

 

(Bhl-IlL)

 

The original blill was about the loss of slaves, a sore point for Uncle Sam, Willie’s mother’s sister’s son, whose parents had no children that lived.

 

1)  Having the will to blog. Without the will, the blog will be as poor or poorer than the amount of hype the blogger puts into the post.

 

2)  What a hillbilly calls a blog.

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 11, 2012

 

Blogalyn Monroe

 

(Blah_gaH-Lynne-MiN-Row)

Not only did every man want her, but most women as well… for Marylin embodied all that sensuousness meant

 

 

1) The sex-symbol blogger who, when at the top of her sex appeal, blogged herself to death. Once married to the famous ball player, Harry Potter (well, okay, i may have made that part up!), she once infamously sang ?Happy Blog-Day” to the the president of the United Blogs of America… nun to happy was his bride…

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 10, 2012

Blog Marley

 

(BlahG-Marr-Lee)

 

Marley’s brother, Tosh, was just a good as a howler, but he was as good as gold…

 

 

1)  The Jamaican rasta-blogger known for his hit songs “Every blog’s gonna be alright” and “No blogger, no cry”.

 

2) a large, dysfunctionally-lovable yellow lab know for making buddies through the worse possible action.

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: September 09, 2012

Bloggintology

 

(Blah-Gehn-Tall-Ah-Gee)

One of the possible locations of Tom Cruise’s next life within the church of Bloggentology

 

 

1)  The pseudo-religious sect group, founded by L. Ron Blogghard, that believes that, if you give a major percentage of your income to the sect, you will earn life after death in some form, possibly on another planet or in another plane, if you give them enough money. Sorely, there are no bloggers in Bloggitology as they can’t afford to save their souls or to purchase life after death,

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS.

Word of the Day: September 08, 2012

 

Blogball

 

(BlahG-BaLl)

Facing third down and death, Billy the Blogger decided to just keep on running right out of the stadium and down the road. Unfortunately, his wife shot him for the $2,500…

 

1)  The sport in which bloggers try to score against their fellow bloggers with a pigskin blogball, much like football except that the players have no protective gear, and once injured are taken out behind the stadium and shot. Tickets for spectators to watch the games are $25, and tickets to shoot bloggers are $2,500… the latter always sold out, the former rarely.

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS.

 

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