Word of the Day: September 01, 2012

 

Blogger Day

 

(Blah-Gher-Dey)

NO!!! Not again! Gads! I just wanna read one really good blog post before i become roadkill!

 

 

1)  The annual long weekend, held at the end of summer, where the act of writing blogs is celebrated. Unfortunately, there are no parades, fairs or other organized festivities since all of the bloggers are at home in front of their computers, trying hard to earn 17 cents a day.

2)  The day, usually the Saturday of the Blogger Day weekend, where a groundhog peeks his head out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow (if it’s sunny out) there will be one full year of crappy blog posts. Since its’ inception, the groundhog has always seen his shadow.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN  THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS.

 

Word of the Day: July 18, 2012

Necroblogzy

 

 

(Neck-Row-BlahG-Zee)

 

When a blogger dies, their posts live on as long as the Internet is active. Many times this is a crying shame, but occasionally it is a wondrous thing!

 

 

1)  The study of dead blogs and those blogs that should be dead but are steadily popular.

 

 

 

 

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Word of the Day: June 20, 2012

Blogstice

 

(BlahG-StySs)

Tired of being blamed for extra-long blogs that still contain no relevant information, anything interesting or original, the sun had finally had enough and decided to make Mayan prophecies come true.

 

 

1)  The longest blog of the year. Occurring on the first day of summer, bloggers stay at home (or work) and blog their brains out, trying to escape the unendurable heat, humidity and humility.

 

 

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Word of the Day: April 21, 2012

4:21

 

Oh, yeah, baby! That's the good stuff!!!

 

(Four-Twen-Tee-Won)

 

1)  A day after the day associated with smoking marijuana, which invariably leads to superior blogs being written, and read on the 21st.

2)  1 minute after 4:20pm – also known as just another great time to light up a joint! 4:20 is known as the Marijuana Movement.

 

 

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CONTENTS OF THIS BLOG ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. WORDS MAY APPEAR CLOSER IN A MIRROR THAN THEY ACTUALLY ARE. 9 OUT OF 10 LIBRARIANS  ARE MOUSEY INTROVERTS, 19 TIMES OUT OF 20, YET STILL MANAGE TO APPEAR TO BE SEXY. THIS SITE IS NOT ENDORSED BY THE SPCB (THE SECOND SPC (SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY) IN THE PHONE BOOK – THE SPCA (ANIMALS) HOGGED THE FIRST SPOT ON ME AGAIN! THOSE BRUTES!) THE APATHETIC AND APPALLINGLY APROPOS “SOCIETY OF THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO BLOGGERS” (DONATIONS ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTED).  9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS ARE APPARENTLY ON THE TAKE, SO WHEN YOU LOOK FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, MAKE SURE YOU ASK AT LEAST 20 DOCTORS…

Word of the Day: March 22, 2012

Bloggiac

Wah, guk, yab, blong gue wess. Bloggiac!

(Blah-G-Ack!)

 

1)  A blogger who comments about their bad reaction when reading what they perceive to be an asinine blog about somone’s bad day.

 

2)  A blogger who leaves negative remarks about other bloggers to be publicly viewed in social networking sites. AKA a maniacal blogger. This causes severe followership losses, and can lead to aggravated bloggicide.  (hey, like I keep sayin’… it’s my blog, I can make up as many words as I like!)

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions will be an upcoming daily feature!

 

 

Contents of this blog are subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).  9 out of 10 doctors are apparently on the take, so when you look for medical advice, make sure you ask at least 20 doctors…

Word of the Day: March 19, 2012

Blisp

 

St. Patty's Day or not, I will leave a one-sentence post and be gone!

 

 

(Bl-Lisp)

 

1)  An acronym standing for “Bloggers Leaving Incrementally Short Posts”.  A blogger who finds that they still get a lot of page views from posting simple one-sentence posts, and then keeps on doing the same expecting the same results.

 

 

 

*note:  Today’s post was brought to you by me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions will be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: March 07, 2012

Blogsvestitte

 

(Blah-svest-tight)

 

Hey, mister? Gotta quarter? Me love you short time!

1)  What people are referred to who blog both ways. (either good and bad, or text and word)

 

2)  Male bloggers who wear strapless sundresses with crotch-less panties while blogging. Can also be a female blogger who wears cowboy boots (or Doc Martens) with cutoff jeans (very short with frayed seams) and muscle shirts, belching over their 2nd six-pack of American swill water beer.

 

 

*note;

Today’s post was brought to you by LSD, magic mushrooms, Marijuana and a few David Bowie tracks. Oh, and me!

 

*note;  if you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word or acronym that you like, despise or use, please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics. Your suggestions may well be an upcoming daily feature!

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians  are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage to appear to be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again! Those brutes!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted and suggested).

Word of the Day: January 17, 2012

BIT’NADAN

 

(bit-nah-dihn)

Blognah Akhblog!

1) Osama Bin Laden’s favorite third cousin. Leader of Al Kegger in Afghanistan’s poppy region, Bit Naden was born in Canada, where he retains welfare and health care.

2) Acronym for “Blogging In The Nude All Day And Night”.

 

*Note;

If you have any suggestions for a fake, blogging-related word of the day (it can also be an acronym), please leave it as a comment, along with a short definition and the phonetics for the word or acronym.

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a miraproposror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

Word of the Day: January 13, 2012

Blogopoly

*(From a comment by Raymond Alexander Kukkee on a previous “Word of the Day” post)

From Hasbro's new sister company, Blogspro, the new, egolomanical game!

(blah-gah-puh-lee)

1) A dynasty of a  related series or theme of blogs (and Pages and posts) that inhabit and/or define a blogging style, or methodology of blogging.

2) A game based on blogging and building a wealthy blog-related industry.( A derivative of Monopoly, coupled with Risk and mated with 3-D chess).

3) To have complete control over the Blogosphere*.

*(Blogosphere is a (fake) “Word of the Day” from January 11, 2012).

 

 

Subject to change without notice. Words may seem closer in a miraproposror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still manage be sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty) in the phone book – the SPCA (Animals) hogged the first spot on me again!) the apathetic and appallingly apropos “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers” (donations accepted).

Word of the Day: January 7, 2012

Today’s entry comes via comment from Jacques…

Teachnology

(tee-tsh-nah-log-zhie)

The act of teaching technological material.

The thing about teaching…

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can eat for the rest of his life.
If you give a man a fire, he’s warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

Sometimes, it’s just better to not teach at all.

This post is subject to change without notice. Words may appear closer in a mirror than they actually are. 9 out of 10 librarians are mousey introverts, 19 times out of 20, yet still alarmingly sexy. This site is not endorsed by the SPCB (the second SPC (society of the prevention of Cruelty to Animals being the first one), the apathetic “Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.