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Word of the Day: September 08, 2012

 

Blogball

 

(BlahG-BaLl)

Facing third down and death, Billy the Blogger decided to just keep on running right out of the stadium and down the road. Unfortunately, his wife shot him for the $2,500…

 

1)  The sport in which bloggers try to score against their fellow bloggers with a pigskin blogball, much like football except that the players have no protective gear, and once injured are taken out behind the stadium and shot. Tickets for spectators to watch the games are $25, and tickets to shoot bloggers are $2,500… the latter always sold out, the former rarely.

 

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Word of the Day: September 03, 2012

 

Bloggocity

 

(BlahG-Aww-City)

As each blogger bloggocitated, they found that their group of friends grew exponentially! And, their page views increased, earning them more and more money! That is, after all, what makes the bloggiverse go ’round!

 

 

1)  The act of returning the favour (Yes, that’s how we spell it in Canada! Get over it!!) of reading someone’s blog post, rating, voting, “Liking” and, especially, commenting on their posts after they have done so on yours. If everyone bloggocitated each other, we would all have great page views and high search engine return results!

2)  The city where Bloggo is located.

 

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Word of the Day: September 01, 2012

 

Blogger Day

 

(Blah-Gher-Dey)

NO!!! Not again! Gads! I just wanna read one really good blog post before i become roadkill!

 

 

1)  The annual long weekend, held at the end of summer, where the act of writing blogs is celebrated. Unfortunately, there are no parades, fairs or other organized festivities since all of the bloggers are at home in front of their computers, trying hard to earn 17 cents a day.

2)  The day, usually the Saturday of the Blogger Day weekend, where a groundhog peeks his head out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow (if it’s sunny out) there will be one full year of crappy blog posts. Since its’ inception, the groundhog has always seen his shadow.

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 13, 2012

 

Euthenbloggsia

 

 

(Ewe-THen-Bla-GhZe-AhH)

 

“The good news is you have six months to live. Howeverm the bad news is you can’t blog anymore, or your readers will draw and quarter you…”

 

1)  The process for putting a blogger, or a person who reads a horrible blog post to sleep, forevermore! Most commonly seen in bloggers who write about what they’re wearing and how they’re doing their nail and/or makeup on a daily basis, after a few months of compelling posts.

 

*NOTE;  This “Word of the Day” was brought to you by Julie Catherine, Canadian by residence, birth and soul! Please give JC a visit at her blog, http://juliecatherinevigna.wordpress.com/pixys-poetry/.

 

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Word of the Day: August 09, 2012

 

Son of a Blogger Man

 

(Sun-Uv-Eh-Blah-Grr-MaN)

 

Poor Billy Ray, all he wanted to do was to kiss Dusty, but growing up under a blogger all he got was rusty…

 

1)  A generation defining song by Dusty Blogfield, in which she sung of the frailties of growing up under the eyes and guidance of a blogger. (“The only one who could ever reach me, was the son of a blogger man. The only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a blogger man.”) Also, “Billy Ray was a blogger’s son…” – poor Billy Ray, being good wasn’t always easy!

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 07, 2012

 

Bloggios

 

 

(Blah-Gee-OhZ)

source for not only a great breakfast, but a great blog too! (Use only as prescribed by a doctor or a grade school librarian)

 

1)  The great morning cereal for bloggers. Each spoonful is a great heaping of daily vitamins, as well as inspiration for writing. (okay, I’ve done better!)

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 06, 2012

 

Bloggaghetti

 

(Blah-Gah-Get-Tee)

The source of inspiration for more blogs than anyone could ever imagine.

 

 

1)  The canned, alphabet-based noodle soup that many bloggers use for inspiration for their posts (well, could there really be any other explanations?)

 

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Word of the Day: August 05, 2012

 

Bloggism

 

(Blah-Giz-Im)

I’m sorry, son, but your laptop only has 2-3 months to live. Is there a desktop i can call for you?

 

 

1)  What bloggers can catch if they become addicted to blogging.

2)  A medical condition where a blogger becomes stupid from writing so much silly drivel.

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 04, 2012

 

BBI

 

 

(Bee-Bee-Eye)

Not known as the most discreet spy agency, the BBI is well known for the short life span of it`s agents.

 

 

 

1)  An acronym standing for the arms-length quasi-military branch of American Intelligence, the “Blogger`s Bureau of Investigation”. Unfortunately, only one BBI operative, Doreen Martel, has been able to go without being identified as a spy (Oops! Sorry, Doreen! Time to run and hide!)

 

 

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Word of the Day: August 03, 2012

SPCB

 

(Ess-Pee-See-Bee)

Ack! No, wait! I can do better! Please, not the SPCB!

 

 

1) The acronym for the group “The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bloggers”.  A well-known organization where you can drop off your unwanted bloggers for them to find new “forever” homes for them. Unfortunately, most unwanted bloggers are euthanized as quickly as a few days after being dropped off, since nobody really wants these twits in their homes.

 

 

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